22nd
judgement day may 21, 2011 - the bible guarantees it
so… according to this billboard the bible is just not very reliable and once more it confirms my own theory that the bible originally was meant to be nothing but an entertaining book for teenagers who were struggling with puberty. something like harry potter or maybe even twilight. then, everyone went completely nuts about it, some of the hardcore fans wrote their own sick little fanfictions (ew, so much incest… i mean, come on… this has got to be fanfiction) und centurys later some a lot of stupid people have slowly grown into actually mistaking the bible for a book of facts.
well, i hope you all had a nice judgement day and are not too disappointed that may 22, 2011, is an ordinary day just like any other day without apocalyptic horsemen, demons and other kinds of creepy stuff torturing the crap out of you.
it’s just kind of sad that we missed out on all the looting. i thought i might finally get hold of a louis vuitton keepall and a little bit of extra versace couldn’t hurt when fighting against the evil whatever that should have come to us.
